UNCLE MEAT Tengo Na Minchia Tanta Notes and Comments

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From: John Henley <jhenley@mail.utexas.edu>   From the sound of it, the recording dates from the early 80s, probably 1981 or 2, around the time that the newer footage in Dub Room Special was shot. It's not new bass and drums on an old song, it's a completely new song shoehorned into Uncle Meat - and IMO it doesn't fit too well. It's a novelty knockoff in the tradition of Valley Girl or I Don't Even Care.

From: Vladimir Sovetov <sova@kpbank.ru> The man who sung this piece ( and obviously wrote/imrovised lyrics ) was Massimo Bassoli. Below a little introduction and translation attempt

From: Francesco Gentile <gentilef@sci.uniroma1.it>   Massimo Bassoli is an Italian rock journalist. He is the editor of the rock magazine "TUTTIFRUTTI" published monthly, and before that he was the editor of another magazine called "ROCKSTAR".Both magazines are a kind of fashion thing mainly devoted to the USA and UK majors' music with some Italian stuff certainly not the best to my taste. He also wrote a book about FZ, published in 1982, called "ZAPPA (E' PIU' DURO DI TUO MARITO)" (in English: "Zappa ( harder than your husband)").

I don't know exactly why but it seems that this guy was in a sort of connection with FZ.

Tengo(1) na minchia(2) tanta, I'VE GOT A BIG BUNCH OF DICK, Tengo na minchia accussi'(3) I'VE GOT A DICK THAT MUCH Devi usare un pollo, YOU MUST USE A CHICKEN, Devi usare un pollo YOU MUST USE A CHICKEN Se me la vuoi tastar IF YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT Tengo na minchia tanta, I'VE GOT A BIG BUNCH OF DICK, Tengo na minchia accussi' I'VE GOT A DICK THAT MUCH Tengo na minchia tanta, I'VE GOT A BIG BUNCH OF DICK, Tengo na minchia accussi' I'VE GOT A DICK THAT MUCH Devi usare un pollo YOU MUST USE A CHICKEN Se me la vuoi tastar IF YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT Devi usare un pollo YOU MUST USE A CHICKEN Se me la vuoi tastar IF YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT Tengo na minchia tanta, I'VE GOT A BIG BUNCH OF DICK, Tengo na minchia accussi' I'VE GOT A DICK THAT MUCH Tengo na minchia tanta, I'VE GOT A BIG BUNCH OF DICK, Tengo na minchia accussi' I'VE GOT A DICK THAT MUCH Guarda che se la mangia(4) LOOK THAT HE/SHE(4) IS EATING IT E mentre se la sta a pappa' AND WHILE HE/SHE IS GUZZLING IT Chiedimi che cosa fa ASK ME WHAT IS HE/SHE DOING Se la sta a succhia' HE/SHE IS SUCKIN' IT Tengo na minchia tanta, I'VE GOT A BIG BUNCH OF DICK, Tengo na minchia accussi' I'VE GOT A DICK THAT MUCH Tengo na minchia tanta, I'VE GOT A BIG BUNCH OF DICK, Tengo na minchia I'VE GOT A DICK, Devi usare un pollo YOU MUST USE A CHICKEN Devi usare ... YOU MUST ... Se me la vuoi tastar IF YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT Devi usare un pollo YOU MUST USE A CHICKEN Se me la vuoi tastar IF YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT Tengo na minchia tanta, I'VE GOT A BIG BUNCH OF DICK, Tengo na minchia accussi' I'VE GOT A DICK THAT MUCH Tengo na minchia tanta, I'VE GOT A BIG BUNCH OF DICK, Tengo na minchia da tastar I'VE GOT A DICK TO BE TOUCHED Come on baby Come on baby, suck my fire! Oh yeah Guarda che se la mangia LOOK THAT HE/SHE IS EATING IT Tengo na minchia accussi' I'VE GOT A DICK THAT MUCH Guarda che se la mangia LOOK THAT HE/SHE IS EATING IT Mentre se la sta a pappa' WHILE HE/SHE IS GUZZLING IT Chiedimi che cosa fa ASK ME WHAT IS HE/SHE DOING E' chiaro! se la sta a succhia' IT'S CLEAR! HE/SHE IS SUCKIN' IT Tengo na minchia tanta, I'VE GOT A BIG BUNCH OF DICK, Tengo na minchia accussi' I'VE GOT A DICK THAT MUCH Guarda che se la mangia LOOK THAT HE/SHE IS EATING IT Guarda che se la mangia LOOK THAT HE/SHE IS EATING IT Se la sta a pappa' AND HE/SHE IS GUZZLING IT Darling, darling, darling Look at your sister Do something like that, thanks Devi usare un pollo YOU MUST USE A CHICKEN Devi usarlo per misurar YOU MUST USE IT TO MEASURE Devi usare un pollo YOU MUST USE A CHICKEN Cosi' me la potrai succhiar SO THAT YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SUCK ME IT Ooh, you both suckin' stereo Jesus Tengo na minchia tanta, I'VE GOT A BIG BUNCH OF DICK, Tengo na minchia accussi' I'VE GOT A DICK THAT MUCH Tengo na minchia tanta, I'VE GOT A BIG BUNCH OF DICK, Tengo na minchia, I'VE GOT A DICK, Tengo na minchia tanta I'VE GOT A BIG BUNCH OF DICK

Translator's Notes ------------------

(1) "tengo" is dialectal (Naples dialect mainly), it means "I HAVE". (2) "minchia" is one the infinite dialectal synonymous of penis. This word is born in Sicily but now is used in all Italy. (3) "accussi'" another dialectal word mainly used in the Naples area. Means "THAT MUCH" and it should be followed, in the great Italian tradition, with a gesture aimed to show how big is the thing you are talking about. (4) The Italian "guarda che se la mangia" is ambiguous. The gender of the one is eating can be left unknown so in the following I wrote HE/SHE.

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