ARF: Notes and Comments: SHEIK YERBOUTI: Jones Crusher

SHEIK YERBOUTI

Jones Crusher

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	My baby's got Jones crushin' love Jones crushin' love Jones crushin' love
From: sshupe@alesis1.usa.com in an interview i read once (i'll try to find which magazine it was) Frank was talking about the perverse european popularity of some of his songs. "Bobby Brown becomes a hit in Denmark every 5 or 6 years " he said.
then he recounted a story of an interview with a female reporter {somewhere in sweden i think}, which took place a couple years after the Jonestown massacre , this part i remember clearly:
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female reporter (somewhat broken english): "you're song "Jones Crusher, this is about how much hatred you have for Jim Jones that you actually want to crush him"
Frank Zappa: "No. Actually that song is about a woman with extremely strong vaginal muscles."
female reporter : "oh... well that's very different,"
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so, some of you were right, in this case Jones = johnson. "she don't really fit like a glove" - jones crusher all this talk about jones' make me want to recite the "Mother of Invention Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath. Recite along with me, won't you?
"MOI Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath, by Frank Zappa" "I _(you just fill in the blank)_, do hereby solemnly swear, in accordance with the regulations of the contract with this here rock and roll engagement. And The Imbecilic Laws of the State of Florida, and the respective regulations perpetrated by Red-Necks Everywhere! Do Hereby Solemnly Swear!, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, TO REVEAL MY TUBE, WAD, GENGHIS, WEE-WEE, AND OR PENIS ANYPLACE ON THIS STAGE!! THIS Does NOT include Private Showings in the motel room, however."
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	She's tryin' to Grind up my jones Grind up my jones Grind up my jones Well, she's tryin' to Grind up my jones Grind up my jones Grind up my jones She don't never wanna leave it alone She can push; she can shove Till it's just a nub She can push; she can shove Till it's just a nub Just a nub Just a nub Here she comes With her red dress on Steam shoots out From the sprinklers on the lawn The eyes be rollin' On the concrete fawn
From: Evil Bob <evilbob@tbag.tscs.com> Some people like to create the stupid illusion of Nature At Their Door by purchasing concrete fawns to stick either in the bushes near the house (as if Bambi crept out of the woods to come nibble the local fauna) or in a special landscaped fake-wooded-glade in the front yard. Like pink plastic flamingos, these always look VERY cheesy and dumb. I suppose that the concrete fawn is a more politically correct alternative to having a lawn jockey (which, incidentally, are still made with flat noses and big lips - they just don't paint them black anymore).
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	She's a jones crusher, jones crusher Deadly jaws, better get the gauze
For what purpose?
From: mbp8@cornell.edu (Mike Puterbaugh) Stop the bleeding. As if she literally pushed and shoved until the jones was just a nub.
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	Jones crusher, jones crusher Deadly jaws, better get the gauze
It seems that she had extremely strong facial muscles too. :-))

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